Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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