therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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