I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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