I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
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Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
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Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
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