...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
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there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
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Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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