i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
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there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
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Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!