Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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