I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
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The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
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Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
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