People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
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P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
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Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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