So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
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When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
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Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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