I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
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Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
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Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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