Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
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She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
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The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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