Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
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drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
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CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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