Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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