How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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