Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
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