we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
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Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
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Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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