Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
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So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
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No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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