Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
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Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
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Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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