what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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