My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
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Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
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You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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