Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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