You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
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you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
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I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
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the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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