What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
he just fucked me for my cheese.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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