I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
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I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
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For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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