If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
no you cant smoke seaweed
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
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As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
then he tried to convert me to islam
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
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My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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