Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
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i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
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Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
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