Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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