I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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