I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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