shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
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He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
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My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
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