do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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