so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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