He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
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I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
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It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
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