Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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