You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
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Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
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The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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