I think my vagina is haunted
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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