Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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