You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
everyone is single if you try hard enough
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
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and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
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its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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