I'd wear matching sweaters with you
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
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I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
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He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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