butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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