She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
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her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
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I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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