Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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