are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
This is classic penis vs brain.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Randomize
