TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
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We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
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Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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