Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Randomize
