I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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