Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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