He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
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If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
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Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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