How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
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eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
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I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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