absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
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I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
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We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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