You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
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so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
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it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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