how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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