I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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