I don't think brook has ever known best
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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