what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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