Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Randomize
